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Meet
Bacchus |
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People
always ask, What the hell is with the bunny? See, my story is somewhat
complicated. I suppose when BUFF started out, they never intended to
have a mascot. It is an underground film festival, not a goddamn amusement
park. Having a mascot is not exactly their style.
But I am not your normal mascot. I do not dance. I do not sing merry songs.
And I sure as shit do not hug little kids and spread smiles and joy.
To be honest, I was never like the other rabbits. Sure, I spent the
day hopping through the forest, eating carrots and leaves, having sex
every other minute. You know, normal bunny stuff. But when the sun
went down, I never enjoyed settling in my burrow like the other rabbits.
I enjoyed another life, trekking into Boston and partaking in a more
deviant lifestyle than my fellow woodland creatures.
I would fumble through the city, searching for abandoned bottles of booze
and scavenging discarded cigarette butts in an attempt to fog my head
and live a life outside of the forest.
Then there was that fateful winter night. I was roving through the city,
on my latest binge, when I happened upon an old art space. Inside were
some of the most twisted and perverse images I had ever seen. Films
unlike any other. I could not leave.
After that I could not return to the forest, there was just nothing there
for me. I had found my wicked little paradise. I was finally home, at
the Boston Underground Film Festival. A fine place for a demonic bunny
indeed.
That is my warped little story, and that is why you always see me around
BUFF. So, do not ask again.
-Bacchus |
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